Emmi Valve Fan Club

I took my stepsisters cat to take care of it until it finds a new home. (Her older cat can’t get along with this younger one. )// We had a rocky start. // “Shut up you horny bitch!” //  // “Oh well… I do feel you sis… It IS hard…”

Without noticing we started to get closer… “Uh, I’m too lazy. You come closer if you wanna get scratched.” // // “Wow! You just threw yourself down from there! Respect! – I mean, why bother to get up if you don’t need to!” // …And closer… “Oh you brought me a pray?” // “A bag of chocolate coins! Where did you ever even found these?!”

I have some problems with the relocating: “Interested of a cat? I have a good one for you.” // “Pretty face, nice furry tale, good personality. How about?” // “Sounds like you don’t REALLY wanna get rid of it!” “I do!” “Youuu Looove the caat! Youuu Looove the caaat!” “No! I do not love it! We just HIT IT OFF! That’s all!”  //And I don’t always love her: “Fuck you cat! Why couldn’t you just hold it until I get home to open the bathroom door!” // …ALWAYS, that is…

“…It’surprisingly nice to have SOMEONE here.” “Should I keep you? // YET: “(In swedish:) Hey kitty, come back!*” *She sometimes understands Swedish better than Finnish. “Man, she’s always running away! …But I wouldn’t like to be locked inside all the time either…” // AND: “Yep, maybe next week would do… O shit, wait! What am I gonna do with the cat if I’m out of the town!” // “Well, it would be better if you had a better home…” “Kiss!” “Ouch! What the fuck?! Did you just bit my nose?!” “Yes I did. <3!”

“We really get along like great! It’s like so …natural! Sometimes I feel like I’m living with a small and furry version of my self… But then.. Like literally in EVERY relationship I’ve had… In practice level we start to fail… Things don’t fit and it all get’s too complicated… Same thing. Every time. I don’t know… I guess I have to blame my self…”

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IF YOU NEED A GOOD CAT, CONTACT ME.

Kategoria: Luokittelematon.