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Blogihaaste 30-30 Blog challenge.

Fusillis.

Salmon pasta. / “What’s that smell?” “Did I left the stove on?” / “Oh shit!” / “Blah!” “I don’t do stuff like this!”

…This would be more like me: “Escargots á la herbs de sauvage! (Look, I made up French!)” (In made-up-French I said “Snails with wild herbs!”) / “But nooo! This time I had to burn the macaronis!” “…Well, fusillis actually. Atleast.” / Apparently it is possible to learn something just by reading menus.’ Escargots avec herbs sauvages’ would’ve been correct. I give my self 8/10 points!

Päiväkirjasta / From diary :

“I can hear your heart growl.”

Kategoria: 30-30 Blogihaaste.

I get freaked out on daily bases just by the fact, that these kind of people REALLY exist: / “Because I’m  a white, middle-aged male, I get to decide who gets to get married and have kids.” / “Stop whining!” “When Islam takes over Finland, then it really sucks to be a woman here!” / “Sow me your pussy!” / “I don’t care wahat they do in their own bedroom!” ” Just as long as they don’t push them selves in to my awareness!” / “Feminist-Cunt.” “Nigger.” “Butt-Boy.” “Towel-Head.” / “52kg is the top limit!” “Giggle!” “Yew! A hair!” “These are important things you know!” “Shame on you!” / “How about if everybody just reports their physical, ethnic and personal qualities for me, and then I either approve them, or disapprove them, and that way we’ll finally have some sort of an order in this world.”

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Blogihaate 30-30 Blog challenge.

MY FIRST REAL DATE. I was 18.

I don’t remember the young man’s name. I my self had some confusing hair crisis going on. “Hi.” “Hi.”  *Nervous.* / The start wasn’t promising. ” I must say I was surprised that you called!” “But you know, it’s always flattering when someone asks you out!” / “Umm… YOU asked  ME out! ” “He doesn’t remember!” / Still: “Well… I am studying, but I’m about to drop out from high school as soon as I come up with something else…” “I like arts. I’d like to do something that has something to do with that…” “I’m going to be an engineer.” “You should study technology as well. That’s where the money is.” “…Do you like travelling?”

“I mean I love traveling!” “This summer I traveled all over Europe. I go trough cat-shows.” “I’m heading to Lisbon in few weeks with my cats!” “…Or not really MY cats. More like my ex’s cats actually.”  / “…uh. …Oh really?” “WTF?” “Oh! Yeah…” / “It was really hard to find a hotel in Paris that allows cats.” “In Hamburg the hotel offered even the food-bowls.” “Of course there really isn’t time for anything else than hotels, fair-halls and cats. …But not really energy for anything else either.”

“You should quit smoking. It’s a disgusting habit.” “I don’t want to.” / “Then you should study extended math. It will really pay of when you apply to polytechnics.” “No, I’m serious about my place being in arts and culture.” “Don’t worry, you’ll life will come around.” “…Come around?” / “Yeah, well you ought to keep that stuff as a nice hobby.” “…I should go now.” “I’m quite into karaoke, and we are about to sing today.”

“Phew!” “Phew!” I think it is clear to everybody, that we didn’t met again!

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Blogihaaste 30-30 Blog challenge.

I can like right away admit that I regret all kind of things in this life. / But the winner is a timeless classic, from which I have learned my lesson (?) and want to share this piece of advice with you: / “Tell people what they mean to you, because soon it can be too late!” “Besides love is a powerful tool, and you can’t over use it!” / ” What do you mean do I live like I reach? For sure. Any day now. …I mean, nobody’s dying right NOW, right?…” “…It’s just… …Scary.”

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Blogihaaste 30-30  Blog challenge

MY HANDBAG was too expensive for me, but I was hung-over when I bought it, so I didn’t really cared. Right now it’s quite organized, and contains: Mints. Coins. An ugly wallet. Notes and papers from meetings. A spoon. A passport. A pair of scissors. Nailpolishes, lipsticks and lipglosses. An American classic, that I yet have not red. Pencils. A wrinkle cream -sample. A pocket mirror. A mandarin. Crocheted gloves. A journal. Lighters. Derbris. / It also SHOULD HAVE contained: / A bit boring, I admit. Maybe from now on I also start carrying these around: /

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Blogihaaste 30-30 Blog challenge

Jotkut saattavat tietää, ettei tämä tapahtunut tänään, vaan pari päivää sitten. Se johtuu siitä, että piirsin tän silloin, ja postasin vasta nyt. Mä keksin tän haasteen, ja mä saan myös keksiä säännöt. / Some of you may know, that this actually happened few days ago. That’s cose I drew this then, and blogged it now. My challenge, my rules!

What I ate today: Few breads with pesto, smoked cheese and tomato. Salty liquorice. Natural yogurt with granola and honey. A mandarin. Semolina pudding with blueberry soup. Anchovy-olives. THE HIGH-POINT: Chocolate from the bottom of my laptop!

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Blogihaaste 30-30 Blog challenge

I had my first love when I was 6 years old. I barred the boy (who’s name I’ve forgotten) into the playhouse with poles. / There really is a photo of me somewhere, similar to this picture. / I met him once, when I was maybe 14. / “Hi, are you *****? What happened to your eye?” “A girl threw me with a stone. …It’ll heal.” / “Wow.” “You ain’t very lucky with the girls, are you?” / That’s that story then!

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En saa oikein kynää liikkeelle, etsin blogihaastetta antamaan vähän potkua, en löytänyt sellasista johon olisin halunnut tarttua. Kokosin tän 30:n kohdan haasteen ihan röyhkeästi muista haasteista, jotka eivät sellaisenaan minua tyydyttäneet. 30 päivitystä 30:ssä päivässä. Alkaen huomisesta. / I can’t really get my pen flowing, and I tried to search for a blog challenge to give me a ‘bit of a kick, but didn’t found any. So I ruthlessly made this 30-day challenge by copy pasting from other challenges. So, 30 posts in 30 days, starting from tomorrow.

Ainiin, ja typerä webcam kuva, koska en ole piirtänyt mitään:

A stupid webcam photo, ‘cos I haven’t drawn anything.

Haaste / The challenge:

• My first love.
• Today I ate…
• My handbag.
• What I regret.
• My first time.
• What shocks me.
• Today I screwed up…
• What comforts me.
• Today in my kitchen…
• My pet.
• What makes me cry.
• What scares me.
• Today I succeeded at…
• What I love.
• My favorite place.
• Today I wore…
• What I miss.
• My crush.
• What I’m aiming at.
• My last moment.
• Today in my bedroom…
• My hero.
• What embarrasses me.
• My guilty pleasure.
• What I think is beautiful.
• Today I bought…
• My future.
• What I suck at.
• My sins.
• Today, in my bathroom…

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/ From diary. /

Tää jäi kesken, kun paperi oli vääränlaista, sivellin ei lustanut, kynä oli paska ja hajos, eikä mikään muutenkaan mennyt niinkuin piti. / This one I never finished, ‘cos the paper was wrong kind, the brush didn’t had a nice flow, the pen was shitty and broked down, and everything went just wrong anyways.

“Hey now!” “Get up!” / “…Hrmmnh… …Nooo!…” “…I don’t want to!…” / “My eyes hurt! You sadist!” / “I’ve had it with that whining!” “Get a grip, woman!” / “…But… Everything’s so HARD… and POINTLES…” Yeah. That’s how your life is. And all the other things in this world as well. Get up!”

Saturday, or “Sparkling wine in a dirty wintersport-underwear.” / “Hi Bear. Did you missed me?” “No!” / “We saved you a waffel.” “Nice.” / “It’s a nettle-waffel. On top of it is porcini mousse, and some Parma ham.” / “Let’s open one of these too.” / “You have something on your shirt.” “Yeah.” / “It’s coffee.”

Kategoria: Luokittelematon.

Being sick makes me feel helpless and lonely. / I’ve been suffering from chronic pains. / Doctor told me today, that I’m gonna be okay in three years… /  …I’m facing three years of helpless loneliness. / “Fuck you, life!”

Kategoria: Luokittelematon.