Emmi Valve Fan Club

BLOOD ON THE FLOOR.

“Well now we have blood on the floor!” //  “Check yourself! Who’s bleeding?! We need to keep the floors clean!” “Not me! (…I think…)” // “Oh! Did it hurt?” “Noo!” // “It’s just a nose bleed. From the flu, I guess.” “Oh, well good.”

…But the faces of those rugby players were priceless, when the sports halls middle-curtain started to rise! // “Who’s bleeding?! Hey chicks?!” “…Is someone bleeding there?” “Yes! This is a tough sport!” // “Ha ha!” “Ha ha”

“Phew! I gotta strech soon, before the pain hits me!” // “Owh!” “…Funny thing by the way…” // When I was 15: “At the end of the class I want you to fill up these feedback forms. We use them for planning next years gym classes!” // “In the future I wish to be left alone, and my hate for sports to be respected.” “Some people hate flower arranging, some hate anal sex, I hate sports” (Oh YES I did!) // “Emmi! Could you stay for a-” “Don’t think so!” And my attitude didn’t really got any better…

“BUT today…” // …I did some crazy stuff!  “Shit Caht” “Giggle!” …Quite a lot of this… // …A remarkable amount of this… //  …But allso…

“Wow! I can get FAST with these skates!” “Me! Emmi Valve!” “Am moving on a high speed!” // “Go us!!”

“…Oh man.” // “…I could get all sensitive with this…” “If I had the physical strength.” // “…Gotta eat some painkiller to be able to sleep…” // “I so can’t vait for our next practise!”

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Oh, and the sport we are talking about here is Roller Derby, and the team to support is P-Town Brawlers.

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