Emmi Valve Fan Club

I’ve been a bit tired lately.

“Hmm… It says here that you are entrepreneur…”  “I’m not!” // “Well but it says so here.” “No no no, there’s a mistake!  – !!! I’m not-” // “Yeees… Fill these please…” ” I. HAVE. FILLED. THOSE. EIGHT. TIMES. I’m not a ‘ self-employed entrepreneur’! I don’t understant why-” // “Callm down there. – We’ll fix your situation TOGETHER. So, for a start…” // “You need to renew your open job application.” “…But I’m not unemployed! Or an entrepreneur!” // “I mean this doesn’t even SOUND LOGICAL!” “Yes. Well. No. -Bye!” // “…WHAT?! …HOW?!”

“Hi, it’s Emmi Valve calling…” // “About this verdict you have made without the documents about my income… Well, it’s just that I’ve send them to you, many times, and I just really don’t know what to do about it anymore…” // “I see. And which address you used?” “Well, this one in your letters.” //”Oh, you know, that’s our OLD address. Well, we shall think about this, and I really can’t say yet if we shall make a decisison of this being our mistake or yours. We’ll get back to you on that.” // Greetings To Sauli Niinintö! (***Who is our Presindent here in Finland, and who just published the cutest little pamflet with helpful tips to prevent social exclusion. For excemple telling poor people to drink less and clean their windows will help. This message is also suggested to be spread by rapping on the streets. So kids can get it too.  …No, I’m not kidding. I couldn’t come up with jokes like this.***)

I ALSO GOT DIAGNOSED. // “So, I went trough your blood test here…” // “And I must say that the results are awesome! Even this little reading here, and it’s not easy to keep that one still!” // “I haven’t seen a person as healthy as you! – …Ain’t that something!” // “Thanksbyyyye!” // Yeah. That sure is something!

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