Emmi Valve Fan Club

Tampere Comic Festivals.
”Allrighty, Emmi. Just act normal now.”

”Everything I say sounds weird! – No, it sounds like I’m TRYING to sound weird, like attention seeking teen! – Why don’t I have anything COMMON to say?! –  And why do I look like a secretary?! – Is it weird that I’m always wearing shit loads of make up?! – Relax you freak! – No, don’t relax, it will only make it worse!”

MONDAY, 8:25

”Hallo, Emmi.” ”Hi, we are repairing the apartment next to yours…” // ”And we need to come over to adjust the radiators…” ”Yeah…. Well. I just put some pants on.” // ”You don’t have to. Ha ha.” ”Ah. Right.” // ”…I just some how got trough Tampere…” // ”And now I need to let some strangers in my home…” // ”What is this, some kind of face-your-inhibitions -theme-week?”

”KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!” // “KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!” // “Okay, okay, I’ll open the door!” // ”Sorry. I’ve been on the road for the weekend, and I’m still ‘bit tired…” // “Ha ha.” “Ha fucking ha.”

”Are you home in few hours, or can we use the master key to get in and adjust the radiator back to how it was?” ”Umm yes, no, I’m off to work pretty soon now.” // “Phew, he’s gone!” // “I feel nauseous. – I’ll stay home. I’m nauseous and sick…” // “Bullsshit! – You feel sick because some one penetrated your personal space before 9 am, and your capacity was already full!” // ” You ain’t sick! Get to work!”

”Sometimes it is so exciting to be me! – When everyday-life turns in to a fucking adventure! – uh huh..- Wonder what he thought about my unwashed baking bowls and those odd paper piles… – Something bad, I’m sure of.”

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I am lucky to have my herd.

” (Roughly from a poem by Edith Södergran:) Run to the loneliness! Be men! Refuse to be shrunken dwarves!” / (No man is an island, but I might call my self Åland.)

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