Emmi Valve Fan Club

I, EMMI VALVE, AM THE UNTIDIEST WOMAN ALIVE.

“I’ve always been untidy..” // “But it feels like it got out of my hands during few past years. – It could be ‘cose I moved 4 (!!) times during that time. – I’ve becom such a little piggy!” // I feel like comparing this quality to severe obesiety. (I’m not referring to healt issues here.) “Help! – I’m stuck in here!” “No one can help me, I’m gonna be like this for ever!” “No, I can change! – I’m gonna start the change tomorrow! …or next week!” // I don’t want to be like this: “…So anguished!” // I miss peer comfort: Loose weight , how to get rid of your dishes easily, grab the hoover, tight tights, revolution of a messy missy.“My dishes used to had mold on them, and the only way i could get a pair of clean cnickers was to hand was them in a sink!” // “But eighteen months ago I started this life style make over, – and my goal for the summer is to get familiar with cleaning and ironing curtains!” // “The very best thing of my succes is my new self confidence! It really shows in all aspects of life!” // “And I’m not saying that it’s all becose of the new tidy me, but my single years are finally over too!” // In my dreams I’m like this: // And it doesn’t feel very utopistic, since I do already have all this:

…But THIS I do not have: // It’s been replaced with this: // “HEEELP MEEEE! – I make a mess before I’ve cleaned up the last one I made! – And I HATE cleaning!!” // “…But maybe I do hate more living like this…” // “But I have no time or energy! – I tried it once, and it didn’t work! – It’s so hard and expencive! – I think there’s just something wrong with my bone structure!”

“…- ….Weeelll…” // “…On the other hand I have beaten some serious mental illnesses… – I’ve changed my diet… – I’ve gotten in to sports…” // “So why, WHY, wouldn’t I beat the shit out of my UNTIDYNESS too?!” // ” …But how? – Where do I start? – And how to make the results last?” // “…I wonder if Martha Steward provides any personal training?” // The End! (At last!)

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