Emmi Valve Fan Club

Viime Haapsalun reissullani tapahtui ei yhtään minkään lisäksi jotain muuta. Tämä on omistettu kaikille teille, joille väärinkäsityksiä tuntuu sattuvan.

On my last trip to Haapsalu, Estonia, something happened. This one is for all of you, who seem to get misunderstood a lot. (The translated version is under this all-in-finnish-version. If you can’t see it, click the headline of this post, or “Katso koko kirjaus>” at the bottom of the post.)

And here’s the same, not entirely in Hebrew:

This is how I assume your version will sound like: “Welll…there was some sort of misunderstanding with the girl next door! I dunno, she propably drank too much, why else she would’we gotten so mad? Crazy chick.” / FOR AVOIDING ALL MISUNDERSTANDINGS IN THE FUTURE: ” Don’t touch! I dont like it!, Stop it! I’m not playing hard to get!, I don’t want to have sex with you!, I want you to treat me with more respect! ALL OF THESE AND “NO” MEANS: NO!”

You would think this is all clear, right? THEN HOW ON EATRH, did we ended up from HERE:… …TO HERE? (Moment right after you tried to get in to my apartment without permission.) / “Hi! Care for a Finnish newspaper? How about company?” “So you came on Saturday? I’ve been here, right next door, for over a week now. On a ‘holiday’.” / “Leave me alone! When I fucking tell you that a no means no, it fucking means no!” “I have nothing more to say, than that I pity you for being such a stupid poor girl!!!”

THE PROBLEM WASN’T REALLY IN YOUR ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAID, BUT THE TRUE MISUNDERSTANDING HAPPENED HERE: / “Well yeah yeah! Could this joking around stop now! We had a deal! You agreed to spend the night with me!” “What deal?! Agreed when?!!” / “Well for fucks sake, already when I payed for the cheese-plate!”

So from this we can make the conclusion that inside your head, THIS: … …IS WORTH THIS:  AND THIS: …IS WORTH THIS: / “Clearly spoken Finnish.”

“One can only hope, that nex time, when a sight like this makes you drool, and you decide to attack it, like it was a pece of cheap meat…” “You would at least for a moment keep in mind, that a great ass and nice tits are just sideproducts…” / “…And that actually there are no in-build reasons, why I couldn’t for example do your job, drive your car, and fuck your wife.” “And yes pleace, I woul like to be treated with the respect that I deserve.”

“Oh yeah. Then there are these men (and women!) who claim that stuff like this doesn’t happen, that chick is lying, she’s seeking some attention, not that guy, he’s a good guy, hush hush now, the truth is so uncomfortable, and at the end of the day, a lie told by a middle aged man is more valuable that a truth told by any woman.” “To all of them I would like to say that: You are JUST AS BAD as the pig you are covering for!” / Text on a tombstone: ALL THE RESPECT THAT I HAD FOR YOU.

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