Ehdin jo unohtaa että tällästäkin on.

20.09.2011 - 8:59 / emmi.


20 things better than sex! / A hamburger. / “Yeah. Like a magic-hamburger maybe.”/ “…the kind that gives me superpowers or makes me invisible when I take a bite.” / Shoes on sale. / “I’ve never bought shoes that WEREN’T on sale.” / Chocolate. “Give it a rest with that chocolate-propaganda already!” / When a hot guy smiles at you. / “Yes. OR when a hot guy fucks me good…”/ -flip- / 20 ridiculous sex-tricks! / “Hello, I’m a cosmo-girl! I get my satisfaction from eating chocolate, but for your pleasure I’ve learned to tie a knot on a cherry spindle with my vagina!”

Thank you Cosmopolitan also for sharing this information: ” ‘Hottie’ is a workable word.” “You are allowed to leave your boyfriend, If his ex is still hes fb-friend!” “Don’t nag with text messages to your partner.” “For a job interview, don’t dress like you were going to a night club.” ” If your mans fb-status says ‘carpe diem’, he’s like really deep.” “Don’t ask from a man what he thinks.” “…instead you can try to interpret his handwriting.” “Cook, shave, satisfy, and please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE your MAN.”

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