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Nyt myös väreissä! / Now in color!

Like any proper girl, I as well think about DRESSES more that I wear them. / “Nick and Milka are getting married, and I have NOTHING to wear!” I started freaking out well in advance.  I bought a pair of shoes like ages ago, but I have no intention of using them EVER! / “…I’ve always wanted to know ho to walk in high heels, but I thinki this wedding is not the place to practice…” “…Ouch.” For real the wedge is higher!

So I bought a dress from online. It got lost in the mail. “Good bye, the Great Gatsby -elegance!” / As a backlash I nearly bought something COMPELITELY DIFERENT. …But then I visualized this situation: / “Ah, all the romance!” “…Why couldn’t I too hold a relationship, really?” / “OH YES. ” “Because I look like a psycho.”

I’ve also tried on a numerous pieces of  sale-dresses, and I had no idea, that I could look fat in so many different ways! “With rustic-romantic style.” “In the spirit of the 80’s.” “Childishly.” “Like a Femme Fatale.” “and like a teenager.” I really know, that the fault is not in me, or at least not in my butt, these dresses just simply HATE me! …And I don’t want a dress like that. I want a best friend!…

I was almost giving up, when I had an illumination.  / “I had so much fun in this dress last summer!” “…and if I’ll chainsmoke, I can pretend that those burnt holes in the tulle are fresh! And I don’t really need shoes at all!” / You know you have a true friend, when she sticks by your side trough the hard times!  …Hmm… Should I consider a headpiece of some kind?

“Isuppose everything’s pretty fine, if I have the opportunity to wallow in light thoughts like these!”

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